spookysaladkryptonitee:

- Andrea Dworkin, Letters from a War Zone.

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

why dont we have sneezetyping

yeah so i was at the store earlieGD84 r and

orcthot:

orcthot:

that girl that eats edibles and does makeup tutorials is slowly becoming my favorite youtube channel

killian-and-carey-fangbattle:

This belongs in a museum

geometricelectric:

I asked my brother to explain cheeky nandos with the lads..

transdonaldduck:

Duck Avenger: I have a technologically advanced supercomputer with a genius AI helping me

Darkwing Duck: this is Launchpad we love him he’s orange

shock:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

ilovemusicalyy:

mcdomii:

goldie’s alt design,, also what she looked like in my fics :D

(don’t use as an icon/repost this piece bc this was gift art FOR a friend)

i-am-l-ananas:

me, having to block this spectacularly named bot:

strampunch:

notlostonanadventure:

rasebas:

veritas-amore-et-iustitia:

iheartmoonlight:

israelgorex100pre:

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY

mario kart irl

The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end

Chaotic good rogue

What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this

the fact that they speak Italian makes it even funnier to me, for some reason.